Lindsay Glazer: The AlphaBitch™

Browse the website to find out more about me; see my comedy video’s, photo’s, thoughts, and find out where to come and see me perform live!




See Lindsay’s upcoming tour dates page to find out where you can see her perform LIVE!!

Mar 3 – Have Nots, Coral Gables, FL

Mar 7 – Eyes Wide Shut Comedy Show, Fort Lauderdale, FL

April 21 – Triggered: No Safe Place, Funky Buddha, Boca Raton, FL

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Hear the latest news of Lindsay’s activities as well as some thoughts from the Queen AlphaBitch™


Find out more about Lindsay and how she came to be the AlphaBitch™ she is today!


Put down the e-cig and check out my new youtube video about how I hate vaping. Click, watch, subscribe, comment and don't forget to get last minute tix to my love's a b!tch V-Day/B-Day show at Snappers tonight!

Less than 10 VIP tix left for my B-Day/V-Day show this Wednesday at Snapper's in Palm Harbor. Click, watch, subscribe, get you tickets now!
or go right to the ticket page

My new #AlphaB!tch™ video about the environment is up now. When did air, water and land become controversial??? Click, watch, comment, subscribe, plant a freaking tree.

Coming soon the 2018 Alpha B fantasy husband league. The draft was today. #football #alphabitch #husbands

I have two graduate degrees but can @JonHammOnline or another member of the male species willing to help me please teach me how to eat these complicated orange triangles? @DrGaryMForrest @doritos #ladydoritos #helpless

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