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Best Comedian of 2023
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Lindsay Glazer:
The AlphaBitch™
Lindsay Glazer is Lawyer turned comedian with sharp wit and maximum stage presence.
Browse the website to find out more about her, see her comedy videos, photos, thoughts, and find out where to come and see her perform live!
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
If you like Funny, you’ll love Lindsay.
Tom Cotter
As a comedy agent, I see who works hard at their craft and in this business and Lindsay is one that stands ou in the sea of cmedians. Hope to continue to see her star rise!
Chuck Johnson
Such a great comedian! We couldn’t believe we’d never heard of her. Do your self a favor and get tickets to her next show! So many funny lines have stuck with my friends to this day.
Daniel Raderstrong
Upcoming Appearances
The Punchline Comedy Club, Atlanta, GA
The Punchline Comedy Club, 3652 Roswell Road NE Atlanta GA 30342
Dry Heat Comedy Club, Albuquerque, NM
Merchant Logo Dry Heat Comedy Club, 521 Central Ave NW G, Albuquerque, NM 87102
One Night Stans Comedy Club, Waterford Township, MI
One Night Stans Comedy Club, 4761 Highland Rd. Waterford Michigan, 48328
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
Whether it is her unique, in your face yet relatable comedy, an impossible-to-match work ethic, or just how she makes a crowd laugh, Lindsay Glazer is a powerhouse. Granted, she would probably turn that into a self-deprecating piece in a set, but it remains true nonetheless.
Any chance you get to experience her style of entertainment is time well spent!Zachary Franciscus
Wicked smart, wicked fast, wicked funny, and sometimes just pure wicked. Lindsay is mean, nasty, and hilarious… so buckle up and enjoy the ride!
Rodney B Glassman
Lindsay really connected with the students at our campus. She did a fabulous job of educating and entertaining. She brought up timely and controversial issues, but did so in an inclusive and friendly way. She is funny and relatable and educational – rare combinations.
Jonathan Lair
I went to see Lindsay perform at the Funky Buddha and she gave a great performance. I spent her entire set in stitches, she was absolutely hilarious and I cannot wait to see the #AlphaBitch live again!
Rebecca Mayoh
Lindsay was awesome. Kept me laughing the entire show. My abs hurt the next morning and it went from working out. I would definitely go see Lindsay again.
Kandi Cooke
Lindsay Glazer was awesome. I enjoy the laugh and will like to see her come back.
Cruz Rosalio A. J
Lindsay Glazer is an up and coming star on the comedy scene! Her “Alpha bitch” routine makes her a force to be reckoned with! Lindsay can rock any type of crowd and that versatility gives her more opportunities to show the world her gifts! Lindsay Glazer will be a household name in the future!
Hayward J Thompson