Zen is a state of mind determined not by what you do, but rather how you react to what is done. The world is a place of entropy and disorder. Making peace with this and learning to insulate yourself from the disorder is what it means to achieve enlightenment and, eventually, Zen. The easiest …
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As a kid, I played a lot of Pac Man. One of the lessons it taught me (in addition to eating whatever pills I find in alleys) was the value of fruit. Like that big, yellow pill popper, I reward myself with fresh fruit throughout the day, depending on the difficulty of what I have …
Dear Alpha Bitch, I am currently separated from my spouse because of a betrayal of trust in our relationship. I had recently -based on the suggestion of a marriage counselor- began keeping a journal for the first time in my life. The counselor’s exact words were to use the journal to “express what I would …
Dear Alpha Bitch, I was recently asked to leave a baby shower and I’m trying to make sense of it. About a week ago, my friend “Mary” (a mother of three boys and one girl) was hosting a baby shower at her house for her younger sister. It was on a Sunday, so most everyone …
During a recent trip back to my Florida, I was talking to a guy I’m friendly with. To protect his anonymity, I’m not going to say his name, but to know he’s from Tampa is to know that’s not much of a clue at all. We were talking about comedy and he, in what he …
Vote for Lindsay Glazer as Best Comedian in the Las Vegas Weekly’s Best of 2023 Awards
